Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

I’ve done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

For ten thousand dollars, I’d endorse an opium pipe.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

When love is out of your life, you’re through in a way. Because while it is there it’s like a motor that’s going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it’s no fun any more.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they’re going to be out! Finished! Then it’ll be my turn!